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Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish...

1 super sized pack of gum received for 5th birthday.
2 times JG choked on gum whilst running amok. Guess he didn't learn the lesson the first time.
3 pieces of gum found stuck to the island in the kitchen. Yuck.
4 pieces of gum fed to the dog. Mimi hacked up two pieces, tinfoil and all.
5 minutes. Average duration each piece of gum was chewed by 5 year old.

Zero pieces of Juicy Fruit left on morning after birthday.

Comments

Karen said…
Very nicely done, Mom. May I gently suggest that you don't allow gum-chewing in the car? I won't get into the ugly details, but trust me on this one.
Chris said…
Hee Hee, always so entertaining for me! All of your kids (all blog friends included) are so funny. I don't remember being this funny as a child!
Karen said…
You weren't. You were a big brat. You told me so yourself. :-)
Susan said…
I will take your advice re: the car. I can only imagine. You will have to tell me the ugly, sticky details someday.

Stromer, you were a brat?
Chris said…
If I was a brat, no body knew it. I was also sneaky!:)
Karen said…
A sneaky brat. Well, that says it all!

Let's just say that it involved multiple pieces of gum and someone else's upholstery...and that it never, ever came completely out.

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