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Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish...

1 super sized pack of gum received for 5th birthday.
2 times JG choked on gum whilst running amok. Guess he didn't learn the lesson the first time.
3 pieces of gum found stuck to the island in the kitchen. Yuck.
4 pieces of gum fed to the dog. Mimi hacked up two pieces, tinfoil and all.
5 minutes. Average duration each piece of gum was chewed by 5 year old.

Zero pieces of Juicy Fruit left on morning after birthday.

Comments

Karen said…
Very nicely done, Mom. May I gently suggest that you don't allow gum-chewing in the car? I won't get into the ugly details, but trust me on this one.
9:57 AM
Chris said…
Hee Hee, always so entertaining for me! All of your kids (all blog friends included) are so funny. I don't remember being this funny as a child!
11:50 AM
Karen said…
You weren't. You were a big brat. You told me so yourself. :-)
1:44 PM
Susan said…
I will take your advice re: the car. I can only imagine. You will have to tell me the ugly, sticky details someday.

Stromer, you were a brat?
4:19 PM
Chris said…
If I was a brat, no body knew it. I was also sneaky!:)
12:23 PM
Karen said…
A sneaky brat. Well, that says it all!

Let's just say that it involved multiple pieces of gum and someone else's upholstery...and that it never, ever came completely out.
11:26 AM
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