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Too early in the a.m. for this conversation

This morning we had to get up early so AE could get to her dentist appointment, she had her first cavity and we needed to get it taken care of.

While we were on the way a passenger in the family truckster really began to stink up a storm.

I asked, "Who tooted?"

AE immediately said, "NOT ME MOM! That's a JG toot."

JG was half asleep in his carseat and immediately denied any involvement in the stench.

"Are you sure?" I asked.

There was a pause.

"I not know, maybe it was me, but I not felt it come out of my butt."

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Anonymous said…
I had some free time, and thought I have to check the blog. I love it. What a great way to keep up on the family. We miss you at the bus stop. It is quiet with out your little man. See you later
kim Lewis
7:38 PM
Karen said…
Hey, you asked.

This reminds me of a conversation my brother had with his then-five-year old son. My brother was waiting outside the door to a public restroom for Cole to finish his business. After a long wait, Alan went in to make sure everything was ok.

"Cole, are you done yet?"
"Dad! If you were in my butt you would KNOW I'm not done yet!"

Gotta love boys.
1:53 PM
Chris said…
You guys with boys are really cracking me up! Thanks for the laugh!
4:35 PM
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