I love Jesus, but I drink a little

I am having a great time tonight watching the Hopman Cup tennis (US vs Czechoslovakia) and watching YouTube.

Once again I am laughing so hard I am crying. I don't know if you have ever heard Gladys on Ellen, but it is funny.

The clip is quite long 6:55, but so worth the watch.

Happy Thursday!

Comments

bobbione8y said…

omg, okay. that is perhaps the funniest clip i ever saw!! first off, ellen is the best. second off, even though you WROTE THE PUNCH LINE IN THE HEADLINE i was NOT prepared for the funniest single line i have EVER heard!!

oh. bring. more. gladys.

thank you :)

9:04 AM

Chris said…

I love that lady! I have seen Ellen call her before, but never the first one aired! That was hilarious!

10:48 AM

K~ said…

That is very very funny. I like Ellen. I don't watch her show much. I like her stand up. I read the popcorn deal too. My word. Your world is entertaining. K~

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