If I ever make it on to Jeopardy, I sure hope New Hampshire isn't a category

This morning as AE was running out the door for the bus, she stopped and yelled:

"HEY MOM, DO YOU KNOW ANY LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE OFF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD I CAN SHARE WITH MY CLASS?"

I realized in the abyss of useless knowledge I do have in my noggin I know absolutely NOTHING about New Hampshire, except that the capital is Concord.

Sadly the only thing I could think of was The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving which I read when I was 14, however nothing in that book is appropriate for AE to share with her 3rd grade class. It was also a made into a horrible movie starring Jodie Foster, Rob Lowe and Nastassja Kinski running around in a bear costume, I would recommend NOT putting that title on your Netflix queues.

I also let AE know the idiom is "off the top of your head" not the back.

Comments

Karen said…

You're two up on me. Couldn't have told you the capital for a million bucks, never heard of the book or the movie. I do think you'd be a champ on Jeopardy...or at least on that 5th Grader show.

:-)

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