Life just ain't fair when your six

Conversation in the car yesterday - came out of nowhere.

JG: Mom, I'm sad.

Mom: Why?

JG: Cause all the Krispy Kremes are gone. That is so sad for kids. Must be cause too many grownups ate too many Krispy Kremes and got too fat. Then they had to go on diets and no one buys any more Krispy Kremes. 'Cept kids aren't on diets and they can still eat Krispy Kremes but kids can't drive and then they had to close. It's not fair, no more Krispy Kremes, plus it's not fair I can't drive either.

Pause

JG: I think I'm gonna cry for all the lonely Krispy Kremes...

Pause

JG: ...and because I don't have my own car.

Comments

Karen said…

Man, I needed that today. That kid never fails to make me smile.

3:48 PM

bobbione8y said…

what happened to the krispy kremes? i thought it was just our SF one, but apparently they all went away?

dang. i am with JG.

10:18 PM

K~ said…

funny. My S comes up with good ones too. Must be the age. K~

4:42 PM

Chris said…

Yeah it's weird. One minute Krispy kremes is on fire, the next they are gone!

2:04 PM

K~ said…

MISS YOU. K~

10:15 PM

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