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Typical morning routine

Now that JG has to actually get out of bed before 9:00 a.m. here is how our mornings usually start:

Mom: JG is time to get up.
JG: I not want to.
Mom: You have to go to Barb's (daycare).
JG: I not want to.

Mom gets little man dressed while he lays there like a slug.

Mom: OK let's go.
JG: I not want to.

Pause, while mom collects her wits and takes a deep breath.

JG: Mom, I want to stay home and play with NB today.
Mom: Sorry, I won't be here today.
JG: That's ok. NB and I can stay here, I promise we won't start a fire, the police not come either.
Mom: Well, if mommy leaves you here alone the police will come and take mommy to jail.

Another looonnnnggg stalling pause.

JG: That's ok mom. I will come visit you in jail.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Watch that one, Susan...If he's that smart now, you are in TROUBLE later. (KG's already starting to pull the "I don't like schoooool! I don't like my teachers!" Gads! He's three!)

nik
7:52 AM
carey said…
Ah, the ol' slug routine. Love it.
It's fun for the whole family.
Hang in there. Only 12 more years :)
2:56 PM
Chris said…
He's my kinda kid!
5:03 PM
K~ said…
So understanding and thoughtful aren't they?? K~
10:54 PM
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