The Civil War - 2nd Grade Style

I had lunch last week with a couple of my bestest girlfriends. We were enjoying one another's company quite a lot when one of them shared the following story:

(I promised my friend's little guy no names would be named so he will remain anonymous)

My friend's youngest son has been reading quite a few of The Magic Treehouse series and one night at dinner wanted to discuss his latest read, Civil War on Sunday.

During the conversation, my friend's son asked, "So did anyone in our family fight for the Confidant?"

My friend asked, "The what?"

"You know the Confidant. Did anyone in our family fight on the side of the Confidant?"

My friend started to smile, then began laughing when her little one said, "Or maybe they fought for the Onion."

Oh, what would our country be today if instead of the Confederacy and Union, we instead aligned ourselves with the Confidants and Onions?

It was so cute, I just had to share.

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